I had a pretty good night with miss Erin. Even though Austin was being a total dick to me. Not to mention it was just us drinking. But, eh, who cares. At least WE got drunk. I really don’t even remember half the shit that we did. The details, anyway. We got into our drunk feelings and left them on some guy’s voice mail? Haha. I cried. I thought I wouldn’t. Sigh....
I’M DANCING FROM MY VAGINA. I’M GRINDING, I’M GRINDING. ORGASM EYES, ORGASM EYES.
sofapizza: videohall: The Power of Pine-Sol cower before it. LMFAO
Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
patronsaintofqualityfootwear: okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook ok yeah great very nice but what is this wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND