April 2012
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One of the best lyrics ever?
You’re crazy but I like the way you fuck me.
Watchjuicycaprikiss:
thesunmustset:
tsarcasm:
ignorantatheist:
rcmcbtglobalnetsanyoid:
dekutree:
windows98:
oH MY GDO
OH MY GOD
THIS IS AMAZING
hey they didnt pay for the pizza though
was the performance not payment enough?
^hahahahahaha
gave me LIFE.
Gulliver's Travels?
So my dad told me about this guy tripping on acid.
He was crawling around in the grass saying there were little people in there.
When someone asks if I'm hungry
I laughed too hard at this.
i cybered on omegle today.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
