May 2013
getoffmybloghoe:
Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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When the heck did video games become a guy thing? Like, they’re just made for guys or something? I’m personally not a huge fan. I’m just tired of seeing girls have to justify their love for them. Like, it should be a normal thing when a female tells a guy that they enjoy video games. There shouldn’t have to be a follow up justification such as “But, I’m a real...
attains:
attains:
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
pairofjacks:
A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang
